in the land of gods and monsters
I have never before seen such a brown kitty.
my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet
it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet
the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all
“lions aren’t expressive”
Disney I didn’t even buy a ticket and I want a refund
everyone: realistic looking lions can still have expressions
Disney:
twig nudes … .
you…………………………………… youre excused this one time
“sup twudes” sounds like a way a jock would greet his group of twink bffs
i will literally obliterate you
it is Wednesday my twudes
I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME INVOLVING TITS AND YALL ARE ATTACKING ME
one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.
from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.
its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.
Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm
